That's intense
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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