just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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