she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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