Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Randomize
