Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
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