Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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