on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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