I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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