How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
pray to the hookup gods
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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