sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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