I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
farters have to be the big spoon...
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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