i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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