I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
the day after is always just damage control
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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