I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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