I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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