Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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