I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize
