i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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