just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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