We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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