theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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