Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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