She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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