i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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