You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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