he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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