I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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