Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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