I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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