Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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