Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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