My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Randomize