You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
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