I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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