Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
dude. I can hear the air.
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