i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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