i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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