Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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