bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
send nudes
from the living room?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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