we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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