High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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