btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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