I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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