singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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