Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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