having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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