I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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