help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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