got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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