i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
FUCK WHALES
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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