she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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