I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
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Do I have a choice?
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You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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