He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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