i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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