i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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