What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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