I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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